i want to have a glass of wine and read the trashiest tabloid i can find, sitting outside under a tree.
would love to eat shrimp
do not want to fall out of the boat on the ct river
need to find a bathing suit, however i do not thing the world should be exposed to that
people in my office think i have weird eating habits… i KNOW i have weird eating habits, including not liking yogurt, pies, fruit with dessert and pasta don’t forget the extreme dislike of tomato’s.
i read the entertainment weekly issue excuse me double issue about sex and the city the movie and would like nothing more than to watch all the episodes in comfy clothes eating ice cream. and i totally need to see said movie, am contemplating buying my tickets…um now!
i know that would never happen, so i will be just as content being outside for a game, taking hobbes for a walk and trolling down the river.
my mother sent me a political correctness email about men and women and it was rather funny, inlcuding these little tidbits:
She is not a ‘SCREAMER’ or a ‘MOANER’- She is ‘VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.’
She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’- She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’
She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ – She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
She does not get ‘DRUNK’ or ‘TIPSY’-She gets ‘CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.’
or for being politically correct toward men:
He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN
He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
He is not a ‘CRADLE ROBBER’ – He prefers ‘GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s ‘REAR CLEAVAGE ‘
ahh thanks mom, just when i was beginning to question whether or not you were really politically correct! here’s to a great memorial day!!