enjoy with the thought of c & c music factory playing in the background:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,”I
think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
Who was the first person to say “See that chicken
there….I’m gonna eat
the next thing that comes out it’s butt.”
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
If the professor on
out of coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don’t
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while
fours? They’re both
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why didn’t
he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s
face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take! him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the
hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your….
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same